- Clary: You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction.
- Jace: Ah, that might explain why I so often run into people who seem to dislike me.
I’m so tired of feeling this way.
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Don't forget to make the bra mostly push-up and padding!
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
my eyes are stinging.
he’s so mad at himself.. and might be getting kicked out..so really I have nothing left to do but be supportive.
like, I really just wanna yell at him for being so stupid, but at the same time I just wanna hug him because I know he’s gonna be so hard on himself.
But I honestly just have no idea how to talk to you right now. I just want you home and now knowing that it might be longer hurts.
You don’t have to apologize, I’m not mad at you, so please stop saying sorry.
But if I didn’t come to you, or reply to your comment on Facebook, then I obviously don’t wanna talk to you about it.