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June 2012

okay so i saw magic mike last night

picking-urls-is-too-hard:

AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR ALEX RODRIGUEZ like omg your life sucks like he had the same amount of screen time as joe magniello and matt bomer yet he was not in ONE SINGLE PROMOTION and he’s not eVEN ON THE MOVIE POSTER. 

I feel bad for him because you can’t even get his name right…it’s ADAM Rodriguez..

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Magic Mike for dayssss

I give no fucks.

Jun 30, 2012
What's Not So Magic About "Magic Mike"

harryisgo:

So After Lots Of Prayer, Study, Research And Just Wanting To Get This Off My Chest Here It Is. (Tons Of People Will Be Offended By This, This Is Why It Must Be Said.) Every Post I See About This Makes Me Physically Sick, In A Way I Can’t Even Begin To Describe… To Start Off I’m Going To Quote A Post I Saw Recently.  ”It’s Just A Movie, Guys Watch Porn, Girls Watch Porn, What’s The Big Deal.” That’s The Issue, It Is A Big Deal! The Problem With This Movie, And Other Popular Media Of This  Sort,  (E.G. “50 Shades Of Grey”) Is That It Is All Playing On A Woman’s Sexual Needs And Perverting Them, Aka Lust. And If It Is A Outlet Based Upon, Lust, Filled With Sexual Content, That Makes You Have Impure Sexual Thoughts & Feelings, What Is It?………….You Got It! Porn. So Since Our Kind Friend Who Gave Us Our Quote For Today, Loves The Movie And Agrees With Me That It’s Porn, Then What Other Reasons Do You Need To Not Go Watch And Support Something Of This Nature, Regardless Of How Many Great “Men Sex Symbols” Are In It? You Don’t, But Since You Asked I’ll Give You Some More in Depth Answers. When A Man Looks At Porn He’s Trying To Satisfy His God Given Needs Selfishly In His Timing, With No Cost, Because For Him Porn Doesn’t Cost A Thing (Besides Maybe A Magazine Or Rental Fee) It’s Free Pleasure. He Doesn’t Have To Cherish Or Love Someone, Or Think Of Their Needs, All He Has To Do Is Watch or Look, Feel, And Be Satisfied, The Problem With Porn Is That Not Only Is It A Sin, Because It’s Perverting Gods Gift Of Sex, It’s An Addiction, And As We All Know Addictions Get Worse, WAY WORSE! First It Starts With Just Looking At Swimsuit Models, Then To Playboy, Then To Videos, Then Prostitution, Then Before You Know It You Have A Sex Addiction. Which I Used This Example But It Doesn’t End There, It Leads To Homosexual Porn, Child Porn, Molestation, Rape, And Yes Even Murder, All From One Peek At Some Girl In A Magazine. The Fact Is A Lot Of Serial Killers And Rapists Have Started From Having A Sex Addiction Started From Porn. Now I’m Not Saying Some Crazy Psycho Girl Is Going Go Start Killing And Raping People All From Going To See “Magic Mike” But What I Am Trying To Get You To See Is The Damage Porn Does, On Any Level Or Stage. First Of All It Hurts Those We Care About, And Those Who Care About Us, As In (Wives, Girlfriends, God) It Shows, (As I Said Earlier) That We Want Our Needs Satisfied Right Now, With No Price To Pay, But The Fact Is There Is A Price And It’s A Whole Lot More Than $3.95… It Tells Our Ladies (And God) That They Are Not Good Enough To Satisfy Us, We Don’t Need Them, And Even Though The Guy May Not Mean It, It Shows Her He Doesn’t Truly Love Her..Which As Everyone Knows How Terrible That Is, To Be Replaced By Something So Selfish, So Fake, So Disgusting, So Perverted. The Lady Is Being Compared To Something She Can’t Live Up To, Why? Because IT’S NOT REAL!  This Is Where The Movie Comes In, If That’s How It Makes A Lady Feel When A Guy Looks At Porn, Then How Do You Think Ladies Going To See This Movie, And How Amazingly Sexually Aroused They Feel, Make Us Men Feel?… Me Being An Emotional Guy (Don’t Let That Fool You, Cause I Am 101% A Guy) I’ve Felt The Urges, The Pain, The Fake Reality Of Infatuation, And With Gods Help I Was Able To Learn At A Young Age How To Fight Temptation And Lust, And Become The Man I Need To Be. I’m Not Perfect By Any Means, I’ve Screwed Up Alot, And Have The Scars To Show For It, I Struggle With Lust, It’s A Constant Day To Day Battle That We As Men (And Women) Have To Face. And Only Christ Can Give You Victory In Those Battles, Not Yourself. With That Being Said, Back To Being An Emotional Man, “Magic Mike”, “50 Shades Of Grey” And Others Like Them, Leave Us Men With The Same Feeling All That Other Stuff Leaves You Ladies With, Rejection, Hurt, Not Being Good Enough For You, And How Can We When How You Classify A Man, Is By How He Measures Up To Channing Tatum, or Matthew Mcconaughey, Ect.. We Can’t… In The Same Way You Ladies Can’t Compare To The Next Victoria Secret Model, Or Whoever!  You Can’t Compare Cause It’s Not Realilty!!! If You Were To, Your Husband Or Boyfriend, Wouldn’t Satisfy You Cause They Aren’t Like Them, They Aren’t How Men In Movies Like That Are Portrayed…..Perfect! and Guess What, Who’s Perfect On This Earth, Ummmm Let Me See……No One Is. So You Would Just Get Tired And Bored With Your Husband, And Divorce Him, Your Boyfriend, And Dump Him, On A Pursuit To Find The One Who Compares, Which You Will  Never Find. So You Would Be On A Never Ending Cycle Of Sexual Addiction Searching For The One Who Fits Your Idea Of Perfect, Which Is Totally Not What “Perfection” Actually Is. Which Only Comes From Christ Not Any Movie, Book, Person, Idea, Thought, Or Feeling. We Have To Get Our Self Worth From Christ, Then And Only Then Can We Learn The True Meaning Of Perfection. I Really Hope This Has Opened Your Eyes To See Why This Movie And Anything Of The Same Sort Is NO Different Than Any Other Type Of Sexual Fantasy Outlet, And Also To The Fact Of That It Affects Us Guys The Same Way It Affects You When Guys Look At Porn. Cause It Is The Same Exact Thing, Lust.  Let’s Face It, Channing Tatum & Matthew Mcconaughey, Are Two Good Looking Fellas, They’re Great Actors, And There Are Movies But Both Of These Men That I Really Really Like!  But Channing Tatum Is Channing Tatum and  Matthew Mcconaughey Is Matthew Mcconaughey, Men Don’t Want To Be Compared To These Men, In The Same Way Women Don’t Want To Be Compared To Katy Perry, Kate Beckinsale, Or J-Lo! We All Want And Need To Be Taken For Who We Are, Not How We Size Up To Whoever, Or Whatever! I Don’t Want To Be Compared To That, Do You? So Please Take This Advice If You Care About Your Relationships, With Your Spouse, Loved Ones, Friends, Family, And Most Importantly God, And Don’t Feed On The Lies Of Lust And Fake Sexual Pleasure, And I Promise It Will All Be Worth It. -Harrison Beam “Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body so that you obey its evil desires. Do not offer any part of yourself to sin as an instrument of wickedness, but rather offer yourselves to God as those who have been brought from death to life; and offer every part of yourself to him as an instrument of righteousness. For sin shall no longer be your master, because you are not under the law, but under grace. (Romans 6:12-14 NIV)” If You Are Currently Dealing With A Sexual Addiction, Or Just Want To Learn More Visit This Website http://www.xxxchurch.com/


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Omg. Why did you capitalize every fucking word…

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Magic Mike

elizabethgreenleaf:

Beginning,

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“Can you touch it? Nonononono. That is law. But I think I see a lot a lawbreakers!”

Everyone:

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It’s raining men,

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Everyone:

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The poor guy that came with his girlfriend:

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Movie:

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Everyone:

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Never have I wanted to be a floor so badly.

Movie:

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Everyone:

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It’s okay, I’ll fuck you.

Movie:

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End:

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Every other male is inadequate. Now when I meet a guy I will pull out Magic Mike’s hoodie strip routine and be like, “Can you do this? No? Well then, no sex for you.”

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Things I Say While Driving
  • Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
  • Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
  • Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: Nope, roof rack.
  • Me: THE SPEED LIMIT IS 45 NOT 25.
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